Another Rifle on the Front

I know, fellas, I'm a bit late. I slept in. Nonetheless, here I am, ready to fight the good fight. You didn't think I was going to sit at home while foreign hordes overrun and rape my people, did you? And y'all thought you'd get to hog all of the fun. I'm adding my pen to the arsenal 'til the day when we must draw swords, and I give you my word; I won't sleep in on that day.